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Julia Segal is Here

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Julia_segal After touring the French Riviera for four weeks, Julia Segal is back in action In Glen Ridge involving herself in her normal activities of sleeping and driving around. However, after a week of nursing her jet lag, Julia realized she has no job and most importantly nothing to keep her busy. She is still searching for any part time and only remotely degrading place of employment willing to hire a college student midway through the summer for real American dollars, but in the meantime, her mother came through by setting her up with an internship actually relating to what Julia studies at Purchase College. A journalism major going into her junior year, Julia Segal will now be teaming up with Debbie Galant and her crew from baristanet.com to deliver news and sarcasm to all New Jersey locals.   

Posted on July 13, 2005 3:20 PM
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Comments (14)

Where is she sleeping around??

Posted by Gonzo Journalist | July 13, 2005 3:50 PM
 

Did she learn that pose from Danielson Caruso while she was in Okinowa?

Posted by pill poppin mama | July 13, 2005 4:07 PM
 

Uh-oh, her right hand is in the goth-metal-devil-horns gesture, or the Texas Longhorns gesture, whichever you prefer.

Most importantly, she looks like a spunky babe!

Posted by Person of Interest | July 13, 2005 4:19 PM
 

But what is the other hand doing? thats the question

Posted by pill poppin mama | July 13, 2005 4:25 PM
 

I'd like to offer a rare (it seems) gentlemanly welcome to Julia.

Posted by Right of Center™ | July 13, 2005 5:14 PM
 

That IS rare, for you, ROC!

Posted by Hoosier Daddy | July 13, 2005 6:14 PM
 

Imagine the human wreckage you will now have some daily experience with, Julia. Imagine the fun you'll subsequently have describing such political neanderthals and liberal Aunt Pollys and kneejerk leftist robots to your classmates, all of whom clearly lack interesting work or social lives because why else would they be posting here? To paraphrase Dr. Seuss, Oh, the fun you'll have. Oh, the places you may go, too, if said "places" include Popeyes.

Good luck, nonetheless. And enjoy it while you can.

Posted by cathar | July 13, 2005 7:39 PM
 

I have always liked Geisel as well as Brown.

(click pages to turn)

Posted by Right of Center™ | July 13, 2005 8:54 PM
 

Welcome, Julia!

Posted by latebloomer | July 13, 2005 9:53 PM
 

Welcome to the Monkey House, Julia. And, as your attorney, I advise you not to sleep while you are driving around (or vice-versa). A word of warning: news will be treated sarcastically here, and sarcasm will be debated as if it is holy writ. To the writer, however, it matters not.

Posted by conan the grammarian | July 14, 2005 8:08 AM
 

What a fitting starting point for a career in journalism, where one never ever has to grow up. Carpe diem!

Posted by walleroo | July 14, 2005 10:14 AM
 

May I suggest an assignment for your budding journalist:
Find out whose brilliant idea it was to have the brand new curb at the very top of Claremont Avenue suddenly jut into the street. It already has one tire mark on it, and that was in the lazy, hazy days of summer. Imagine how many cars and snow plows will be wrecked by it when it is covered by snow. And see if the Essex County official whose name appears on the sign announcing the improvements in the Bloomfield Avenue/Claremont/Pompton roadplex will be footing the bills for the towed vehicles and human wreckage that result from this curb malfunction.

Posted by Verve | July 14, 2005 7:17 PM
 

There's a Pulitzer in that one, for sure.

Posted by walleroo | July 15, 2005 12:13 AM
 

That's one of those newfangled speed curbs. You're not supposed to drive over them at any speed.

Posted by Chris | July 15, 2005 9:08 AM
 








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