If you happen to see something that looks like this horrifying beast congregating on whatever trees you have left after the mircroburst and the encroachment of ballfields and developers-- (depicted here in its native environment)--


Do not marvel at the wonders of nature.
Do not run screaming for the safety of the indoors.
Rather report the Infestor by calling 1-866-BEETLE 1. This is the invasive Asian longhorned beetle (ALB)─Anoplophora glabripennis ─ attempting to grow and reproduce on your apple, birch, horse chestnut, poplar, willow, elm, or ash tree. The ALB is in New Jersey and hatching plans to move Northward towards the prime real estate of Montclair.
As with most things, the government can't handle the threat without YOUR help--
Most of the initial ALB infestations have been found by the public, not pest specialists.... ...It is impossible for official inspectors to check every tree. For this reason, enlisting assistance from the public in the search of this beetle is essential to increase the likelihood of detecting infestations early.




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"It is impossible for official inspectors to check every tree. "
What inspectors? We don't even have a certified arborist and you know if we call Kevin Ward he'll ignore us.