Derek Ramirez took his illegal pirated DVD business seriously. He not only sold customers pirated DVDs for Microsoft's Xbox 360 game. He went so far as to modify their Xbox consoles so they would accept counterfeit software, for an extra charge of $60. Too bad all that ingenuity and dedication to service was wasted on an enterprise that got him sent to the slammer. From the Star Ledger:
Ramirez, 24, was arrested in the three-story home on Mount Prospect Avenue he shared with his mother and other family members. He was charged with violating New Jersey's anti-piracy act, a third-degree offense that can carry up to five years in prison.Ford Livengood, a deputy chief assistant prosecutor, said there is no statute prohibiting the modification of the consoles, but the pirating itself falls under the act.
Hunter said pirating of entertainment software is a $3-billion-a-year industry worldwide. He said Xbox consoles retail for anywhere from $250 to $600 depending on the exact product, and games run from $30 to $60. The consoles are designed so they will not play counterfeit software.
On the Internet, Ramirez allegedly was offering pirated games for $20, supplying the software through the postal service or by e-mail. He also offered his customers the option either to buy modified consoles or to bring their existing consoles to him for alteration, authorities said.

Ford Livengood! That's almost as good as Captain Ghoul of the Bloomfield PD. Baristanet is full of public servants with cool names this week.