The Yearn To Learn

Kabbalah

lol

Kabbalah, also known as "Hand over your money."

SHIT!!!!! Beaded Ribbon Necklaces is full!!! Goddamn you Adult School of Montclair!!!!

GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!

Will they be adding more Chocolate classes? I want to learn about chocolate and eat it as well. I would like to see how much I can fit in my mouth and wonder if the Chocolate class will address this.

I took 3 classes during the fall semester, they have my email and my address, and I only recieved a reminder last week for registration. I am a bit dissapointed that many of the classes are already full. What is this ticketmaster? How are these people signing up before I even get notification directly from the adult school?

If you carry the American Express Super Gold Titanium/Uranium-237 card, you were automatically signed up (and charged) for all the really cool courses, like the lunch at Culinariane (I mean, it's not like it's a restaurant or anything and you could just go there anyway). If you don't have this card and would like one, please visit www.conanscam.com and have your bank account and transit numbers ready. Operators are standing by. Thank you werry werry much.

I must ejaculate heartily about the edumicational oppurtunitys at ASM. I took Tree Centrics 101 last year and met a lotsa lonely housewives, you know what I mean? They learneded about trees and other naturalistic cunnilinguities, and I learned about when their husbands' trains showed up and how fast I can climb out a window.

Sign me up! I don't give a damn what course it is!

Proud Montclarity ought to teach a writing class. That was pretty funny.

The thing I like best about my experience with ASM is that there are no pesky textbooks or tests.

I signed up for the "Dinner at Mecxicali Rose" class last year. It was only $249.00. The teacher took my money and made sure I was seated before leaving, so as not to interfere with the experience. I then ordered some food and paid for it and left.

I feel I learned a lot about Mexican Culture that night, and saw a lot of indigenous Mexican peoples there in the back throwing out garbage and washing dishes. They were all very short and they all seemed to be laughing, and I thought 'what a rich and joyous culture they are from.'

This year I signed up for "Standing at the Bus Stop on Park Street" for $899 and look forward to it.

Thanks ASM

For those of you who wished (or expected) to get the Adult School catalog and didn't, we're sorry. Complain to your postal carrier! We pay to have them sent to all local residents, but apparently lots don't get delivered. You can pick one up at local libraries, or at our office in Montclair High School. Or let us know and we'll send you another.

Desdimona, you sound well qualified to teach a class on hanging out at barista and throwing eggs.
Have you ever actually taken a class at the Adult School?

Desdimona,

That was hiliarious.

ASM - I like the cover this year.

While there may be some issues with the USPS delivery of catalog, the MAS has NO excuse--had they sent out a blast email in a timely fashion, people would have had the information. Between them and the Montclair Art Museum sending out details of an event TWO DAYS after it happens, one has to wonder where these folks find their marketing people.