No, really. Here's Colbert's ballsy book pitch from Mediabistro...
"Colbert fears America has lost its balls. He wants to reballify the nation. Even the ladies. Ladies can have balls—lady-balls. They're called 'Thatchers.' Colbert will show you how he got his mammoth swinging sack."
Speaking of balls, if you didn't catch Jane Fonda lap-dance a blushing Colbert the other night, go to the video. Fonda turned the tables on Colbert, who looked like he was having trouble staying in character, among other things.
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Gives a new meaning to "Thanks for coming on the show." Barf.