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Whole Foods Bag Lady Hysteria

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

I'm not a plastic bag, and I'm not willing to wake up early and wait in the rain for any bag, unless of course, it's filled with enough cash so that I never have to do my own food shopping again. But that's just me. Plenty other folks came out today for the Prius of grocery bags. You have to see it to believe it. Best line: "It's status, my dear!"

More about the bag madness here.

Posted by Liz George on July 18, 2007 3:10 PM
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Something about that video sickened me. None of those people were there for any environmental statement, that is clear. Kind of sad that our culture can invent a status symbol out of a simple cotton rag with a designer name. It's as bad as Beanie Babies.

A pack of slobs hoping to be redeemed socially by a bag. They'll need more than that to look chic.

Posted by robin | July 18, 2007 3:18 PM
 

Oh, jeez, you subarbites all have too much on your hands -- the shoppers to line up for bags and the baristanet reporter who validates them by covering it as a story....

Posted by NJMom | July 18, 2007 3:33 PM
 

What's a "subarbite"? Am I missing something?

Posted by monongahela | July 18, 2007 3:36 PM
 

Where is Lizzie Grubman when you need her to take out those numbskulls?
Really, if you want a recycled plastic grocery bag (better and stronger than cotton in my eyes), they have them at A&P for $2 each and that $2 goes to charity.
You just wont have the label that gives you "status". Argh!

Posted by jimmy229oz | July 18, 2007 3:37 PM
 

You think the rain will hurt the subarbite?

Not if it's got a plastic bag.

Posted by Liz | July 18, 2007 3:42 PM
 

NJMom,

Is my location at Crisco considered the burbs?

Really though, I don't have too much time on my hands. Just a short fuse with an ever growing vapid society.

Posted by robin | July 18, 2007 3:42 PM
 

Maybe there's another reason that people are waiting out in the rain.

Posted by Spicoli | July 18, 2007 4:00 PM
 

What I love about the status seekers in town is that if you peel back that designer shell - you'll find a horrid person.

My Upper Montclair neightbor growing up, did everything possible to scam money - from getting her kids to lie at the BBTC to avoid paying guest fees, borrowing money from friends to hide credit card debt from her husband and once stealing something out of my mothers closet - wearing it - and later trying to blame its disappearance on our maid. If she still lived in town she would have been in that crowd - no doubt - the question is what would she have tried to cram in her purse before getting to the registers?

Posted by hrhppg | July 18, 2007 4:24 PM
 

Spicoli, to the heart of the matter, and isn't that just what it always is? The clown with the three bags, who's he kidding? At least he could have been straight about it. But let's not brush this with too broad a stroke, folks. I happen to be a, what's it called, subarbite with not nearly enough time on my hands, in fact, what the hell am I doing here, gotta run . . .

Posted by padouk | July 18, 2007 4:45 PM
 

I don't think the point of reusable shopping bag is to brag about it. These bags are lame and if it took a designer grocery bag to get you to stop using plastic bags when you go shopping, you are pathetic. Did you drive your Hummer up the street to wait in line for these today?
Idiots: http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=i%27m+not+a+plastic+bag&category0=

Posted by katie | July 18, 2007 5:13 PM
 

$150.00 on Ebay, this is a joke?

Posted by South Of Montclair | July 18, 2007 5:20 PM
 

I love how the bags are double-bagged in plastic. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Posted by dunceconfederacy | July 18, 2007 5:20 PM
 

I pray these people are not in charge of Home Land Security. Hello wake up people, this is just gross...waiting in line to get a cotton bag that is wrapped in plastic and then leaving without shopping...and then tell your friends that you went to whole foods to get a bag to use the next time you go shopping this is just to much...i am stunned at the stupidity, and shear nerve of people to waste gas to do this.

Posted by RichardT | July 18, 2007 5:23 PM
 

Naw, they didn't drive any Hummer there. They drove their Japanese car to pick up their Chinese shopping bag to save the enviornment and to hell with the American balance of trade & the economy.

Posted by Sandy | July 18, 2007 6:15 PM
 

Way back when, before it was trendy and Whole Foods was known as Fresh Fields, you could buy canvas bags for about 3.00 each. Kings sold them as well. Kinda dumb to pay 15. for 1 bag. If that's status -- well, to each his own.

Posted by s2007 | July 18, 2007 6:18 PM
 

$3 each? I just bought a nice one for 99 cents the other day at Whole Foods.

Posted by katie | July 18, 2007 6:33 PM
 

Some people really need to get a life.

Posted by gia | July 18, 2007 7:23 PM
 

I just threw up a little bit in my plastic bag.

Posted by Miss Martta | July 18, 2007 7:29 PM
 

The first thing I thought when I saw that vid was that those jerks with armfuls were going to sell them on ebay, and sure enough, there they are. Ridiculous. People are actually bidding it upwards of 100 bucks. No takers for the ones starting at $150.

Posted by transplanted | July 18, 2007 9:18 PM
 

if any of these bitches want a male nanny then the iceman is your boy...i'll double bad for ya.

Posted by Iceman | July 18, 2007 9:47 PM
 

oops, bag for ya

Posted by Iceman | July 18, 2007 9:50 PM
 

so, does that mean that you'll wear two- at a time?

Posted by exit 151 | July 18, 2007 10:01 PM
 

If they use them and stop using disposable bags than I see nothing wrong with it. Impulse items and the new "it" make up most of consumerism. Insult Doggie Day Spas instead. (At least they can exploit the pretentious)

Posted by jimmytown | July 18, 2007 11:22 PM
 
“To create awareness you have to create scarcity by producing a limited edition"

And that's why she [Anya Hindmarch] is a successful fashion designer. She has business smarts and understands marketing to consumer psychology. Despite what the naysayers might say, getting shoppers to re-use durable fabric bags is better for the environment in the long-term than using single-use plastic plastics.

Posted by Jim | July 19, 2007 8:57 AM
 
“To create awareness you have to create scarcity by producing a limited edition"

And that's why she [Anya Hindmarch] is a successful fashion designer. She has business smarts and understands marketing to consumer psychology. Despite what the naysayers might say, getting shoppers to re-use durable fabric bags is better for the environment in the long-term than using single-use plastic bags.

Posted by Jim | July 19, 2007 8:58 AM
 

You can buy status, but you can't buy class.

And you certainly can't buy me love.

Posted by crank | July 19, 2007 9:08 AM
 

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's Whole Foods recycled plastic bag.

Posted by Miss Martta | July 19, 2007 9:14 AM
 

Plastic bags are not so damned evil anyway. They're light and easier for seniors to carry. They cost much less to transport and produce than paper (including fuel). Paper making is usually not an environmentally friendly exercise (neither is plastic making, but there's less runoff of chemicals into watersheds from plastic production). Plastic takes up less landfill space.

Canvas? I wonder what the Chinese prisoners and sweatshop workers are thinking when they sew $15 grocery bags (other than "I hope I make 60 of these an hour for the next 14 hours so that I can get my state-provided dinner")?

Posted by appletony | July 19, 2007 9:53 AM
 

Oh, what's my point? Maybe that the easy answers aren't always so easy. Maybe that people aren't "pathetic" if they use plastic bags (especially those who repurpose the bags to contain biohazardous dog poopies).

Posted by appletony | July 19, 2007 9:57 AM
 

Small bags will be fine to take with you to the vegetarian reeducation camp.

(nobody believes me, but it's only a matter of time)

Posted by ROC | July 19, 2007 9:57 AM
 

I will use previously bought LL Bean totes and bag swag from various conferences.

If lining up to get a bag makes someone's day, so be it. To me, it is pathetic; however, to the proud bag holders, it is another step to status, I guess.

Gag me with a plastic spoon...

Posted by ikanwrite | July 19, 2007 10:28 AM
 

When I saw the video, I thought, "Darn I missed it!" But then I read that they PAID for the bags! I thought the line in the rain meant they were free!

I bought 4 green cloth bags for 99 c each at Shoprite. They are great! the handles are strong. The flat bottoms are reinforced with a plastic card and are very easy to pack and put a lot of stuff in.

Two issues though. One is I keep them in my trunk and sometimes forget to bring them with me and the other is that every time I give them to the packer at Shoprite the cashier tries to charge me for them.

When I forget them, I just ask the packer to put the stuff back in my cart and I pack the stuff in my trunk.

Posted by amelia bedelia | July 19, 2007 10:56 AM
 

I think these people will use them as handbags and totes. Then they'll use plastic bags at the grocery store.

It doesn't seem any less ridiculous than the $1000 Hermes version, or the $495 Stella McCartney version.

http://papierblog.papierdoll.net/?p=1879

Posted by becky | July 19, 2007 10:58 AM
 

How ridiculous. And I don't even have guilt about the plastic bags, I reuse them to pick up after my dog. I know, I should probably find a way to recycle them after that...

 

My collection of Elizabeth Haub, A&P grocery designer totes manufactured with 100% post consumer recycled content is the way to go.

www.kssf.de/EHF

They are .99 cents and each new design release is spectacular.

The bulck of the money raised ACTUALLY is donated to environmental causes.

The video of people placing their bags in a plastic bag was a hoot!

These people are so shallow.

Do what is right not stylish for a nano second.

Let's save our environment a little each day.

Somewhere out there some PR people are getting $$$$$

Posted by Jetersgirl | July 19, 2007 12:14 PM
 

"My collection of Elizabeth Haub, A&P grocery designer totes manufactured with 100% post consumer recycled content is the way to go."

These are the bags I was talking about. They are great bags! We use them all the time.

Posted by jimmy229oz | July 19, 2007 12:29 PM
 

Gee with the right word out on the street we can start our own environmental revolution!

If they could just hire more cashiers and keep the lines down at the A&P

Posted by Jetersgirl | July 19, 2007 12:49 PM
 

This one is great. A girl wants to buy the bag for $60 to give to her mom for her 25th wedding anniversary!!!! http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wan/377470329.html

Posted by jimmytown | July 19, 2007 2:52 PM
 

Jimmy,

That is just sad.

That being said; man I wish I could have been there to make a cool $100 on e-bay from other people's stupidity.

Posted by Generically named Mike | July 19, 2007 3:12 PM
 

Papa's got a brand new bag. YOW!

Posted by crank | July 19, 2007 3:21 PM
 

And of course; www.kristopherdukes.com/2007/06/25/im-not-a-smug-twat-bag

Posted by ClashCityRocker | July 19, 2007 11:00 PM
 
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