Tomorrow, Starbucks is closing. Not for good, but for a three-hour coffee break/back to espresso training session to teach those Baristas how to foam correctly, rinse glasses and what not. Dunkin Donuts is seizing the opportunity to lure you over to their dark side with .99 cent lattes. Stores in Baristaville will close at 5:30 p.m. and reopen at 8:30 p.m.
The retraining is just one of a bunch of changes the chain is making (no more smelly egg sandwiches by years' end) to try and reclaim its coffee cachet. The Onion nails it here.
















Never been, never will, don't care.