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Monday, March 10, 2008

That vaunted local literary organization, MEWS, has just published the humor issue of its literary journal, The Mewsings. Edited by our very own Fran Liscio, it includes Joan Garry's amusing tale of shopping with her teenage son for a cup (yes, that kind), an interesting sexual fantasy from Miss Martta, and several sendups on Major League Baseball.

Most amusing of all may be Fran's introductory opus on what just might be funny.

Stuff That I think Can Be Funny:

Long, painfully detailed expository tales of a sexual episode gone horribly, horribly wrong

You tube's Ancient footage of Richie Blackmore and Deep Purple on Playboy After Dark

Cats pushing stuff off a table and watching it go down and not caring

Fred Thompson's indifferent, narcoleptic campaign for the Republican party presidential nomination

The surprised look on my cairn terrier's face when he farts and has no idea where that sound came from

Disturbing foodstuffs at the East West market. I'm not talking about the chocolate pocky sticks, those are fine - I'm talking about the Lungfish in Snout sauce.

Laminated Geology charts from the Creationism Museum gift shop.

Creationism Museum? Now that's funny.

Posted by Debbie Galant on March 10, 2008 11:40 AM
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Sexual fantasy?! LOL...Debbie, you're really selling the sizzle over the steak here. Well, hey, if it get's people to check out the humor issue, then so be it.

Posted by Miss Martta | March 10, 2008 12:03 PM
 

Sexual fantasy?! LOL...Debbie, you're really selling the sizzle over the steak here. Well, hey, if it gets people to check out the humor issue, then so be it.

Posted by Miss Martta | March 10, 2008 12:04 PM
 

Miss M seems a little excited there, what with the dual slap of the Post button & all. ;=)

Posted by crank | March 10, 2008 12:29 PM
 

Crank: I'm was excited at the anticipation of your erudite post..:-)

Posted by Miss Martta | March 10, 2008 12:35 PM
 

Pretty good stuff I have to say. Well done Miss M.

Posted by State Street Pete | March 10, 2008 12:40 PM
 

There's a story from Martin Golan, too.

You can find out more about his new collection of short stories, here:

http://www.martingolan.com/

Posted by User Name | March 10, 2008 1:50 PM
 

It was a good idea. A little bumpily executed as far as I could tell with a brief scan (there certainly were no thigh-slappers), but a good idea as a start. I await, semi-slaveringly, the "sex issue." Followed by, perhaps, the "walleroo issue."

Posted by cathar | March 10, 2008 2:39 PM
 

"Miss M seems a little excited there, what with the dual slap of the Post button & all. ;=)"

Crank...she's a multiple poster!

Posted by SergeStorms | March 10, 2008 10:00 PM
 

I have multiple-posternality disorder.

Posted by Miss Martta | March 10, 2008 10:41 PM
 
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