Northeast Going Global With Amazing Auction

Wow. Depending on the seats, I'd be hard pressed to decide if I wanted to spend more on the Giants' tix or the SNL with Mr. Walken.

Let's go, Baristacrats: name that auction prize:

-- One weekend as Client 9
-- Ringside seats to TGIF at the McGreevy's
-- Frog gigging in the Meadowlands with Eli Manning
-- Drycleaned and autographed blue sweater from Governor Corzine
-- An invitation to monitor the White House phones at 3:00 AM for one night only
-- Three sets of Hillary Clinto's timesheets from the Rose law firm
-- An autographed picture of Cathar and Mikey when they were still friends
-- A garage makeover by Frank GG

... okay, youse got the idea.

Conan,

I'm laughing too hard to think of anything right now..

Definately a gareage make-over, to turn my 2-car into a 6-car (3 doors, each 2-cars deep). Sick of paying garage rentals all over Blmfd. Then I could hace all 6 here,plus the wife's and the son's, that reside outdoors and are target's for pigeon poop daily.
That would be neat.

How about:

-- a night of bumper cars with Corzine

-- a day behind the wheel of a DeCamp bus with all liability costs underwritten

-- a marsupial house party under everyone's favorite porch

Christopher Walken is too much. Best SNL guest host ever (quality times frequency). Heather Locklear was a champ as well (too bad she only made it a few times).

So now I'm thinking maybe a date with Heather. And Walken can valet my car.

Oh wait, frog gigging with Heather AND Walken. The heck with that valet biz - that's way under utilizing his capabilities.

I think I would bid a lot to run around sockless and in cut-offs with those two, chasing leapers deep into some July summer night.

Good thing this isn't a thread about Governors; otherwise Former's comment could lead to a lot of speculative conjecture.

Awww, it's simply Platonic frog giggin' I have in mind. Plus, just got back from my local CVS and I see (from the cover of the National Enquirer) that Heather has been feeling down ("mixing pills & vodka", they proclaim), so we may all just have a quiet night in.

I always liked her on "Spin City" - never saw "Melrose Place", not even once.

I think there are two pictures of me and laserboy floating round, Conan. One has us wearing "Henry Wallace For All The People" t-shirts, the other shows us with Alf Landon. I'm the one making "devil horns" behind the perpetual candidate's head.

I'd bid on a picture of our Barista wearing a TILF T-shirt. You know, (Trolls I'd like to F***).

TGIF