More details on last week's bomb threat at Glenfield Middle School in Montclair emerge in the police blotter. According to the officer's notes, the folded piece of paper taped under a desk warned "Danger do not open" on the outside. And inside:
You idiot! I told you not to open this you dunderhead! sheesh! There is a bomb planted in the school set for 7:00 p.m.
Bomb squad and K-9 units declared the building safe within an hour. As for the dunderhead who left the note, still no word on an arrest (or spanking.) But if there's one child left in America who still uses that expression, I believe we'll have found our culprit.
















It was either Ren, Stimpy, Pinky or "The Brain," I'm sure. All have "talked" like that before on their respective shows.