"I vant to be alone" is the toileting battle cry of Dina Matos McGreevey. Or so we hear from the Star Ledger writers, who have had to schlep down two flights of stairs to tinkle (hey, it's good exercise), all because a sheriff giving rest room orders insists that Matos McGreevey pees alone.
With material like this, we don't understand how the McGreeveys could not wangle a reality TV show deal to solve their financial woes. Look at Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards for inspiration. Has the couple's celebrity goodwill really gone down the toilet and how about if your lawyer compared you to Charles Manson?
Or if you prefer, what did you think of Idol last night? Don't give a fig about that either? Start your own discussion -- it's your open thread.

















Big surprise on Idol last night. David Cook is a fine singer.
My favorite part of the show was Carrie Underwood scorching the stage with 'Last Name'. Good lord, she's awesome.