Those Stylin' Candidates

Just when you thought society couldn't possibly sink any lower, along comes someone to prove you wrong.

Contemporary western culture reached it's nadir at the precise moment that the acronym MILF was coined.

I feel the same way about this as I do about those companies that make money selling those stupid car-ribbon-magnet things about supporting [insert cause here]: Why on earth should they profit from this?

When charging $29 for a pair of briefs, they should be kicking a heck of a lot more than $1 each over to the campaign.

Sheesh.

Their is some hot McCain undergarments here:

http://www.antiquecorsetgallery.com/latevic.php

LOL, Conan. McCain WAS a hot number once.

McCane briefs have been on sale for years!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NV0SRTK4L._AA280_.jpg

With the McCain briefs, it's always time for change.

The GOP equivalent takes their mascot to a new level.

Stephen Colbert is sure to make a joke about the briefs not being roomy enough for his balls; it's just a matter of time.

fyi--- and keep us updated on that one!

I'm sure all 12 people who watch his show will be beside themselves laughing!

prof, it just struck me that your demeanor reminds me of Sylvester the Cat. I hear that character's voice when I read your posts.

Poor lit'l Spotty,

Still mad at the High Schoolers giving you a scary midnight Bronx Cheer, huh?

When some of us got kisses and smiles.

Sylvester's cool with me, pal.

"For those who care, I am a Professor of Crunkology"--prof, November 2006 on Baristanet

"And for the 12th time, my degree is in Crunkology from the Applied Liberal Arts and Philosophies Dept. at North Carolina Central University."

Posted by profwilliams | April 12, 2007 5:19 PM

The above posts could explain your lack of reading comprehension and your gall.

Wow! Did you really take the time to go all the way back to 2006 for a weak attempt at SNARK? Looney indeed.

The elapsed time was less than ten seconds thanks to Baristanet search, MEISTERLUKE.I ain't looney, I just spot 'em.

There's a degree for crunkology?

For the McCain campaign: designer Depends. And, shudder the thought, Viagra.

Poor, Poor Spotty.

That the MHS graduates spotted you as a loon and called you out (was it HEY MF'er, YO! MF'er or just plain MF'er?) is STILL funny.

Even drunk on crunk, I know that.

I hear there's a knock off drug of Viagra called McCain and Able.

Prof thinks that it's funny that a student called an adult a m'fer?

Prof, my man, you can't be serious. In the innumerable confrontations that I had to endure being called that, and much worse by rough boys that were trying to shake me down for being white, it was usually the skinny-jive-ass- turkey-m'fer-doofus who laughed at these imprecations, the same guy I know I could wipe the sidewalk with if only there wasn't so many other more serious threats right in front of me.

Man, I'm feeling f'in cranky today. It's one of those days and I just spilled a grande caramel latte all over my passenger seat. Sheeeeit!

I thought at first, MellonBrush, that was just the brass section of one version or another of the Paul Butterfield Blues Band.

Let me straighten you out, moronic prof. I wasn't personally sensitive to being called that. To repeat, they didn't know me nor I them. The crux of the issue is that those students demonstrated the results of their rearing or lack thereof. It would give a mature adult cause to think that those children would remain juvenile for the rest of their sad lives until the inevitable rude awakening.

FWIW-profanity is useful when you need to express certain things but only if you know your audience. Capeesh?

prof KNOWS it's funny that kids called our resident loon, Spot the Looney, an MF'er. (Adult? Have you his/her posts?)

Very funny indeed.

Or am I suppose to join in his fake outrage over something so slight?

Again, every year I wave and the kids wave and scream back. What must Mr. Looney have been doing to get such a response.....

"What must Mr. Looney have been doing to get such a response....."

STL sez yet again-Walking on the sidewalk. And madame prof, if I had younger relatives in NJ I would advise them to stay away from the school where you purport to teach as it's obvious you are disturbed.

I love how he is already Icon-ized as if he's some classic American figure.

Remember to CHANGE your Obama undergarments!