Talk about your rude awakenings. A woman on Douglas Road in Glen Ridge woke up to find she had a naked house guest making himself at home in a bedroom on her second floor. From the Star Ledger...
The woman screamed after spotting the man Tuesday and ran to a nearby home to call 911. When officers arrived at the Douglas Road residence, they found Joseph R. Miller, 30, of Montclair in the yard by the back door, police said. They said Miller was wearing a blanket."He was naked underneath," Lt. Paul Bruno said.
The homeowner, police said, had apparently left a door ajar to give a sick dog access to the yard. A noise awakened her about 3:30 a.m., but she went back to sleep. Some two hours later, the woman spotted the intruder on the second floor.
"He was walking by," Bruno said. "I guess he used the bath room."
Was it Robert Downey Jr.?