The Barista went to traffic court in Montclair yesterday afternoon. Not to fight a ticket, but to watch other people fight theirs. And yes, as suspected, the room was filled with people caught for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
People caught in the "Cops in the Crosswalks" undercover initiative are steamed.. The ones we've heard from (by e-mail and at parties) report that they never saw the cops posing as pedestrians. And they're furious that they were caught up in an enforcement "mill." Several vowed to fight their tickets in court. So I expected fist waving, moral outrage or at least a few jutting chins.
But traffic court does not lend itself to theatrics. The entire thing is highly scripted, starting with the line-up in front of prosecutor Kenneth Strait, who offered the pedestrian violators all the same deal. You've been charged with failure to yield to a pedestrian, a charge that carries two points. Plead guilty to a lesser charge of "unsafe driving," pay $440, and the points are dropped.
The $440 represents a $157 fine, $33 costs and a $250 surcharge to the state.
Judge Ernest Booker runs a tough and efficient municipal court, designed to dispatch the maximum number of cases in the least amount of time. It's sort of the McDonald's of the justice system. The menu is limited, and there's no tolerance for anyone who holds up the line. "Today we're accepting pleas of guilty, not guilty and guilty with an explanation," he said, before warning that anyone caught with a ringing cellphone would be charged with contempt of court. As for the $440 "unsafe driving" plea deal, Booker said, payment is expected before you leave court. "I do not accept payment plans."
Most people took the deal, and there were no jutting chins. You can see the stratification of society easily in traffic court. For those wearing suits and standing next to lawyers, you could tell the $440 was an annoyance, but one that could be easily managed. For others, whose idea of courtroom wear was jeans and sleeveless t-shirts, you could guess that $440 was a monumental amount, difficult if not impossible to manage.
In the case of one such fellow, the negotiation went like this:
--You want the no points?
--What's the price?
--$400.
--What's the cost of the two points?
--[Extreme annoyance] This is not "Let's Make a Deal."
The few not guilty pleas were scheduled for trial dates of August 15, when videos of their crosswalk citations will be played.

















They video the sting? Cool! Oh Barista, please go to the showing, pleeeez?