Their Eyes Were Watching Dow

Good to see the bailout has quieted the markets.

Dow. Yeow!

Dow. Ow!!!!!!

This 'dow' will never go down.

Not sure which is falling faster: the sky, or the value of my 401(k).

Good think I'm not retiring in the next decade or two, even if I wanted to!

Im putting all my money in Pierre Cardin.

!!!

who or WHAT was that?

Thanks for the reminder ROC, it's almost chicken corn season!

Blue chicken corn? Isn't there a notorious rider in Van Halen's contract which expressly forbids blue candy?

Cathar-

Here is Van Halens Rider.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/vanhalen/vanhalen1.html

He wants 160 chicken wigns, 13 Pizzas,40 "man sized" sandwiches, and 40 hot sandwiches. Wow

Shows how naive I am. I thought the government wanted us to have hefty 401 K and IRA balances so they could tax us to death later on. I counted on that. Little did I know that George Bush and friends would help themselves to it on the way out, and refer to it as a "bailout." It was a bailout alright.