Out of Control Car Backs Into Satish Palace

Wednesday, Oct 13, 2010 3:35pm | COMMENTS (30)

Here’s the scene at Satish Palace on Bloomfield Ave. captured by a tipster. Sheree at Spice II tells us the driver lost control of the car backing up and first appeared to be heading straight for her restaurant, but then veered, plowing into Satish.

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30 Comments

POSTED BY stu | October 13, 2010 @ 3:42 pm
Their dinner buffet is on Wednesday. I suppose the driver wanted to get it while it was fresh.
POSTED BY croiagusanam | October 13, 2010 @ 3:54 pm
He was in a hurry for his curry.
POSTED BY waltermitty | October 13, 2010 @ 4:08 pm
Who
what
when
where
how
why

Bnet goes barely on for six on this one.
POSTED BY Tudlow | October 13, 2010 @ 4:48 pm
What a hullabaloo over some vindaloo.

I bet he was really sorri he didn’t get his tandoori.
POSTED BY Mrs Martta | October 13, 2010 @ 4:50 pm
Glad no one appears to be hurt. But srsly, how do you “lose control of a car?” Not a swipe at Baristanet, I see this expression used all the time in the newspapers and on the air. Does it mean you accidentally stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake? Was the driver under the influence? Distracted by something or someone? You can lose control of a dog or a toddler but how do you lose control of an inanimate object? The expression has always bugged me.
POSTED BY croiagusanam | October 13, 2010 @ 4:51 pm
I’m just glad he didn’t wipe out Alan’s next door as well.

If so, they’d have to build a New Delhi.
POSTED BY Mrs Martta | October 13, 2010 @ 4:54 pm
((((Groan))))
POSTED BY Tudlow | October 13, 2010 @ 4:59 pm
Oh c’mon, MM, join in! Dosa want to come up with some Indian food rhymes? It’s a nice break from all the talk of tea.
POSTED BY Tudlow | October 13, 2010 @ 5:05 pm
Waiter, there’s a lorry in my tandoori!

Okay, I’m done.
POSTED BY profwilliams | October 13, 2010 @ 5:05 pm
Wait. A car PLOWS across a sidewalk, into a business AND you guys make jokes??

Where’s the outrage with that? How DARE you joke.

I mean really…

(Hurry for his curry is the comment of the day!!)
POSTED BY Nellie | October 13, 2010 @ 5:29 pm
He simply couldn’t wait
For that hot, spicy plate

But they didn’t let him stay
for the food of Bombay
POSTED BY LiFer | October 13, 2010 @ 5:34 pm
…and cro takes the thread. Someone buy this man a mango lassi!
POSTED BY Nellie | October 13, 2010 @ 5:48 pm
Or a cup of tea…..Oh, wait, that’s the other thread…
POSTED BY Jimmytown | October 13, 2010 @ 6:19 pm
I hope Naan of the customers were hurt
POSTED BY Jimmytown | October 13, 2010 @ 6:21 pm
Thank god a bad driver didnt smash into the Asian restaurant. The Irony that would have ensued
POSTED BY Nellie | October 13, 2010 @ 6:30 pm
Worse if a bike smashed into one, Jimmytown.

Thanks…You gave me my guffaw of the day…
POSTED BY Spiro T. Quayle | October 13, 2010 @ 7:43 pm
The driver may have needed new brake pads and rotis. Or was that a naan sequitur?
POSTED BY adh425 | October 13, 2010 @ 7:58 pm
Does anyone know whether an elderly woman was driving that car?
POSTED BY tomtraubert | October 13, 2010 @ 8:12 pm
This thread is crying out for the instant rimshot: http://instantrimshot.com/
POSTED BY Mrs Martta | October 13, 2010 @ 9:29 pm
What a masala over the sidewalk.
POSTED BY croiagusanam | October 13, 2010 @ 9:41 pm
You can be sure that the officers of the Montclair Police Department were there to issue this driver a tikki.
POSTED BY bebopgun | October 13, 2010 @ 9:57 pm
The driver lost control of the car as he was kebabbing for apples.
POSTED BY Tudlow | October 13, 2010 @ 9:59 pm
Ghee, you all are so uttar-ly funny! Thanks for the laughs.
POSTED BY Spiro T. Quayle | October 14, 2010 @ 7:26 am
Judging from the car’s position, it’s a good thing the driver left his 59 Cadillac at home. The
impact would have crumpled his tailllights and findaloos. Unless he was a Sri Lincoln.
POSTED BY Jimmytown | October 14, 2010 @ 7:30 am
All kidding aside, Im sure Satish’s brother, Natraj is celebrating this small victory. They have been rivals ever since they opened restaurants right next to each other 10 years ago
POSTED BY Spiro T. Quayle | October 14, 2010 @ 8:13 am
As one can see, strife between two brothers brings bad car-ma.
POSTED BY Conan | October 14, 2010 @ 8:42 am
Now these are the Baristanet Posters of yesteryear… laughing my Assam off.
POSTED BY croiagusanam | October 14, 2010 @ 9:26 am
Now that the Brit shop across the street has moved, its no longer possible to have Mumbai Cadbury’s Urdu any of the other shopping she’d do there.

OK, I’m done.
POSTED BY Nellie | October 14, 2010 @ 10:18 am
Earlier in the day, he had THAI-d one on at Spice II, so later lost control of his car.
POSTED BY kay | October 14, 2010 @ 11:08 am
LOLLLLLL
thanks gang!

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