Glad I Saw It: Cheap Facelift

BY  |  Sunday, Oct 09, 2011 9:00am  |  COMMENTS (9)

Despite feeling a little jowly lately, this idea is more where I’m headed for an uplifting experience.  Much like another Watchung Plaza hug-by-signage, this sign, found outside the Pat Gail Gallery, reminds me that it’s all good. Or, if it’s not – it reminds me that I have control over how I perceive my surroundings.

Kristin blogs about Montclair and its environs at the semi-ironically named That Unique Weblog.

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  1. POSTED BY walleroo  |  October 09, 2011 @ 12:19 pm

    Call me Gouda. So I’m signing up for jowl removal, eye-bag removal, botox, liposuction and steroid weight training. (I’m on the fence about breast enhancements.) By Oct 29, I’ll have the body of Arnold Schartzeneggar and the face of Michael Jackson circa 1995.

  2. POSTED BY Jenn  |  October 09, 2011 @ 12:44 pm

    Go for the breast enhancements, Walleroo. In this day and age, it’s go buxom or go home.

  3. POSTED BY walleroo  |  October 09, 2011 @ 10:33 pm

    From now on my new motto is: buxom or bust.

  4. POSTED BY hollykorus  |  October 12, 2011 @ 7:26 pm

    Liz is paying for mine.

  5. POSTED BY Liz George  |  October 12, 2011 @ 9:45 pm

    Liz is paying for mine.

    With that third job I’m getting.

  6. POSTED BY jerseygurl  |  October 12, 2011 @ 10:05 pm

    Maybe we can get a Baristanet discount for jowl removal somewhere? If enough of us show up?

  7. POSTED BY walleroo  |  October 13, 2011 @ 12:23 am

    This has now become, as Arlo Guthrie would say, a movement–the Walleroo Breast Enlargement Massa-cree–and we’re going to sing it next time it comes around here on the git-tar, one more time, with feeling…

  8. POSTED BY Kristin  |  October 13, 2011 @ 3:00 pm

    I have some super-grip tape that works really well on holding back the jowls for five minutes. It stings coming off though. And it might take some fur off of Walleroo’s jowls.

  9. POSTED BY hollykorus  |  October 13, 2011 @ 3:10 pm

    Liz get four jobs or five it really does not matter to me cuz Mama wants a new set of cha-chas!!!!

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I'm starting to see that our political strife on this planet and definitely here on B'net is due to a lack or abundance of Oxytocin. We can't help what we do or think, our bodies, dna, etc. are running the show. We are meat puppets to our hormonal & chemical urges. In the words of the immortal Bela Lugosi...."Pull dee string, pull dee string!" PAZ in Ed Wood land.

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